tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

(Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive)
qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.


Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

(Source: 4gifs)

(Reblogged from tengokujin)

tastefullyoffensive:

Ignorance is bliss. [thegamercat]

(Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive)
yeahwriters:

dukeofbookingham:

principalcellist:

sara-the-dork:

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

TOO SOON

THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE

…pancake

Mm pancakes…

yeahwriters:

dukeofbookingham:

principalcellist:

sara-the-dork:

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

TOO SOON

THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE

…pancake

Mm pancakes…

(Reblogged from tengokujin)
dcjosh:

gang0fwolves:

jayxcrvig:

foreignpussy:

thotcuffa:

kiroho:

bblackgoldd:

digableplanet:

ghettoanime:

Fuck nah.

Nah yo… Fuck that

Wut

relax please

lmfaooooo wtf

soccer players never fail to amaze me

I think this Is from Shaolin soccer. The rawest soccer movie ever made

it is, and let’s not forget these gems






I am literally crying right now hahahaha
How do I watch this masterpiece????

dcjosh:

gang0fwolves:

jayxcrvig:

foreignpussy:

thotcuffa:

kiroho:

bblackgoldd:

digableplanet:

ghettoanime:

Fuck nah.

Nah yo… Fuck that

Wut

relax please

lmfaooooo wtf

soccer players never fail to amaze me

I think this Is from Shaolin soccer. The rawest soccer movie ever made

it is, and let’s not forget these gems

I am literally crying right now hahahaha

How do I watch this masterpiece????

(Source: yodiscrepo)

(Reblogged from tengokujin)

tommyshphrd:

gazzymouse:

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

(x)

(Reblogged from tengokujin)

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

optimysticals:

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

Every time I see this I get tears down my face from laughing.

(Reblogged from tengokujin)

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

(Reblogged from patronustrip)

enoshimahime:

tophatting:

"okay shinji we’ve got a hot older woman, a tsundere, and a moe. which one do you want?"

"i want that one"

"shinji that’s a boy"

"i want that one"

"shinji he wasn’t on the list"

"i want that one"

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(Reblogged from tengokujin)
precarioussanity:

greencarnations:

renegade-chandelure:

titenoute:

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY

NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NONONONONONONON BYE

ONE TIME I WANTED TO SHOW THIS TO A FRIEND SO I JUST SEARCHED “THAT FUCKING KOREAN COMIC”AND IT WAS THE FIRST RESULT

precarioussanity:

greencarnations:

renegade-chandelure:

titenoute:

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY

NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NONONONONONONON BYE

ONE TIME I WANTED TO SHOW THIS TO A FRIEND SO I JUST SEARCHED “THAT FUCKING KOREAN COMIC”

AND IT WAS THE FIRST RESULT

(Source: brixyfire)

(Reblogged from tengokujin)